As you may know, I am very, very afraid of girls with shaved heads. I have always had an irrational fear that somehow someone would shave my head while I was sleeping/not looking ever since I was a very small child and my grandmother's cat got sick and had to be shaved and my mum said it was like when my grandmother had cancer and had to have her head shaved. Also when I went to a farm when I was at kindergarten and the sheep shearer pretended to shear a girl's head I had to leave and had nightmares about it for years. I didn't like the Spice Girls as much when Victoria Beckham had a short haircut and I've never been able to watch the Girls Just Want to Have Fun or Poi E videos. Every time I get my hair cut my vision goes blurry and I get a really bad headache.
And today while I was buying adaptors my flatmate shaved her head and now I'm stuck in my room because she is sitting in the corridor flirting outrageously with some boy I've never seen before.
PHILIPPA?????
ReplyDeleteOf course not Philippa, she's out having breakfast with Eamon and going to the laundromat
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