Eighties

Things that are going to be/ I want on my New Website, (typeatone.com):

• music/film/music video reviews- proper ones like, "I was in McDonald's, saw the new Zowie "Bite Back video", thought it was strange how her dance moves were reminiscent of a toned-down Scarlett Lashes. etc etc etc a few points to show that you can actually write things; they put pepper on the cheeseburgers again." Which album you really really like. Which book you like. Which ad you make everyone be quiet during. Which television programme we should all illegally download. What's a good game to play when you're pretending to write an essay.
• Where to buy cheap food. Which cheap food is the most delicious. What comes in a big can. (I will probably write something about the updated KFC menu). Where do they sell records for less than a dollar
• What new clothes you got. "Oh hey guys, I bought this shirt that kind of looks like a cape. It's ideal for wearing to tutorials."
• Something to listen to. Covers? Is this the ideal outlet for my long awaited Robbie Williams covers album? I'm sure I used to go on a thing where people would cover something every week but I'm not sure, probably wasn't that great, Live at Yours?
• Real interviews. My example to Tim was "More "Hello Jess, that's a nice rabbit you have, how is Kits?", and less "How do pragmatic theories influence wah pedals in post modernity?"." I don't know, I feel like when I read interviews it's like reading a test that some poor band has been subjected to sometimes. And I'm definitely most interested in knowing what dynamic bands have. Whose house do people prefer to practice at? Whose mum hates their music? Who has an awkward flatmate who shows off their vocal range in the kitchen as a hint?
• Other interesting stuff.

PLEASE SEND ME THINGS.
Maybe I should put this on Facebook. Not sure.