Knabbern

You know who's a bitch?
My tripod. I don't know what its problem is, you put the camera straight and it just falls over somehow.
Stupid boy and his stupid phone.
Because, you see, after that time I was outbid 25 times in ten minutes and gave up on that one, it was four days before the same model phone was relisted. And that was Buy Now, so I Bought Now, but I can't get it mailed to me because then I'd have to go and deposit the money and that would mean waiting until Monday and walking to the bank and then depositing my cash, which would take ages to be processed. So, I have to go and pick it up, except it's on the North Shore and my mum's in Wellington, so I have to get NM to take me, except he works 2pm-10pm and he doesn't always come to our house anyway.. And so I emailed the person being all Yeah, good, when can I come and get it? except they didn't reply, so probably not tomorrow, as I had hoped, to get it out of the way. And I don't have the exact money so I'm going to have to buy something first, or something. Ughh, and it's going to have to be something more than $10 so that I can get a $20 and a $10 back from a $50 note.
Ughh.
But still I'd rather he had a phone because then I don't have to worry about him being dead. Except for the 80% of the time when he has no credit anyway. Or no reception. Or he's left it in a fish and chip store in Huia or on my coffee table or in an automotive parts store. Or he's just not replying. Or his battery's dead.
Or, you know, whatever.
I'm not really enjoying this Ellie Parker film because although it's Real, or whatever, it's not nice to watch an hour and a half of anything filmed on a 2005-era handheld camera. Especially if it's not a comedy, because with those it doesn't matter so much what they look like.
I wonder if I'll ever make a comedy film. I'm not so sure. Like an actual, Ha-Ha-Ha Comedy Film.
What does LG stand for? Since it certainly isn't Life's Good.
What the fuck. It's Lucky GoldStar.
If anyone asks me what brand my phone is, I'm so saying Lucky GoldStar.
It used to be called Lak-Hui, pronounced "lucky", but they changed it to appeal to European markets.
I didn't even know it was Korean.
I have a picture of my phone. And my foot. And a magazine from some Jehovah's Witnesses. And it had this checklist in it so you can compare with your parents on whether your outfits are appropriate or not.

It was a bit bright; that was the day I got burned. By the sun. Not by some boy yelling, "Burn!"