Cherry Stems

Top Six Times:

The Time Vince and I Were Mental At Stage Challenge.
The Times We Were All Mental Before Going On Stages.
The Time I Finally Got To Run Out Of The School.
The Times We Went To McDonald's/Kool's/KFC/Lynnmall/Civic Video For Hours.
The Time We Saw Troll 2.
The Time We Were All Mental Between The Ball And The AfterBall.

Top Hilarious Lines:

"Go-d Da-d, take a chill pill!"
"I think you need to take a listen pill, Ruby."
Gavin Gibbons entertains the masses with his witty banter with his third form daughter.

"So what's going to happen with you and Miranda?"
"Oh we're just really good friends."
"I meant when are you coming to my house this weekend."
Titians continue their constant bemusement well into the second millenium.

"It's been an exciting year for MAGSDebating."
Courtesy of Kevin Jia, taken from his adress to the Senior School.

"I thought this was going to be the end of Film Club!"
Mr Larsen realises that the students are drinking grape juice and is thankful not to deal with the wrath of Mrs Goddard.

Worst Times:

When I Didn't Get An Arts' Lion, Best Actress or Excellence in Drama.
When We Didn't Have A Production.
When Everyone Was Embarrasingly Rude At Stage Challenge.
When The Media Teacher Was A Total Bitch About My Documentary.
When The Boy Kept Bringing Up Infinity And Made Me Cry.
My Birthday.

Top Films I Saw That I Hadn't Seen Before:

The Darjeeling Ltd.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Suddenly, Last Winter.
Being John Malkovich.
Troll 2.

Top Albums That I Acquired:

Nouvelle Vague.
69 Love Songs. The Magnetic Fields.
The Velvet Underground.
Paper Dolls. The Brunettes.
Volume One. She & Him.
Made of Bricks. Kate Nash.
Chant Darling. Lawrence Arabia.
That one soundtrack of that one film.
The Flying Club Cup. Beirut.

(I don't know what the fuck is up with C4, they played The Final Countdown at 10 o'clock and now they're playing that one that they learn the plagiarised routine for in Bring It On. Now they're playing Hot In Here. It's like some kind of Year 8 Social.
Oh shit, I hate this video, the one with the dance troupe in the mall, the Fatboy Slim one. Because they're embarrassing. And we know how I hate being embarrassed. I am not going to write a list of times I was embarrassed this year because then people will be all, Oh yeah, I forgot about that. There's this Facebook group and it's I Have Met Someone This Year Who I Know I Will Never Forget Rarhrhrahrh, and you know what, I haven't met anyone this year. Except for people who are Oh Hey, This Is and you're like Oh Ok. I keep thinking, Oh something else could happen this year, and then I remember that there's only an hour and a half left. Do you know what I actually enjoy the most, maybe, sitting in my room by myself and writing with my Artline pen but you can't really put that as a top thing to have done.
It's so dumb when it's Get It Started and not Retarded. Retarded is way better.
I wanted to get Season 4 of That 70s Show today because Season 3 ends with Eric and Donna breaking up, except Lynnmall was stupid and closed at 5.30, and I made my mum run under the roller door because Titian's Boyfriend was there and I run into him like everyday, and then they only had Seasons 5, 6 and 7. Except 5 and 7 were $56, whereas 6 was $19 or $20 so now I have that but I don't want to watch it because it's illogical, and I found out that my mum isn't going away for the weekend, she's going away for a week, so I'm just going to be stranded here waiting for someone to come home, as in back to Orkland. I drew this really bad picture the other day, it was all these women at an exhibition except they looked a bit De Kooning-y. Is that person upside down or something, she looks super jiggly.
Hey, you know what's weird, I saw someone in a ball photo and their ball dress was an item of clothing I also have, but it's not a ball dress, it's underwear. I know this because I bought it at an underwear store. I told my mum how my friends say "underpants" and she thought it was the most insane thing of the year.
It's dumb that I watched the Top Twenty of the Songs of 2009 thing countdown and there was no Lady GaGa, and that's what I wanted to see. I am jealous that Vince is having a picnic.
Ok, this new banana is a lot better than the one I had yesterday.
My mum asked me if I think the C4 countdown has all these loud songs so that everyone can stay awake until midnight. It's sad when you're old and go to sleep.
Maybe next year I should revamp my blog. I could have a picture of me looking bored wearing different clothes every day. Oh man, I suppose that means I need a new background. Hang on. Oh I was thinking I should get a more sophisticated template when I saw this one with heaps of Pin-Ups. But it's four column, which sucks.
All right, I've changed it now. I'll probably change it again later.)

Yeah.

Oh, you know what else was good about this year?

And also, none of my friends were secretly in love with me and ruined everything, yay!