Conservative Paramore

I fixed my computer!
And it was all a bit fancy with Safe Mode and MSCONFIG and System Restores.
And I felt a bit clever. I hope it stays fixed.
This programme is very interesting, it's about parents losing their children at a fair and then the police calling their parents and then the parents come and say, "Where were you, we looked everywhere!"
I went "missing" at Disneyland. Except we didn't know we were missing because the rest of the group walked straight past us and we were just standing in line for Mr Toad's Wild Ride.
Oh and the one where you go in the boat around the castle.
I like rides, but not rollercoasters.
So if you heard differently, well, you were wrong. So stop telling people otherwise.
Ooh, Sink or Swim for Kiwi Sperm. Cool.
Oh but, tight pants..
I didn't go to Film Club because I'd only dyed half my hair and I decided I could wear a hat but then it was too hot and it looked funny so I didn't go at all.
Now I'll have to go and rent Being John Malkovich myself so I can find out what happens at the end.
You know what, I was really nice today. Ryan was all weughh I'm Now Single and I was like Hey, let's all have a great time being singles and he was all idk oh look I'm offline that's how much I appreciate yooou and your frivolous suggestions of goodtimes.
What else happened today.
Oh I decided I should wear high necked shirts and then I thought, No, actually, because I remembered this time were I was wearing my brown turtleneck and yeah well yeah no help for me.
Isabelle wanted to put a disclaimer on Photo #9 in my most recent album, saying that she didn't know the photo was being taken and she was only leaning forward to pick up a card.
But I thought that it would be All Right.
Oh, now these people are all I've found my daughter who's been missing for seven years! But they already met the person and they said it wasn't them even though they had all the same scars from malaria vaccinations gone wrong.
I've been pretty succesful in writing chronologically for once this week.
Hopefull I can wake up before 11.54 tomorrow.
I can't believe I have two more exams. It's not like I need the credits.
I can't believe that reading section was two thirds about The Homeless World Cup and one third was about The Origins of Silent Night. But I was glad I remembered ehemalig for "former". I remembered it because if you say it in a ridiculous aristocratic British accent it could be something you might exclaim when you find out your British arisocratic friend has resigned from being the chairman of the gun club while you're at the races because you've said, "Nothing less for the chairman of the gun club", and he's said, "Ah-ah, former chairman", and that's when you'd say, "Ehemalig!"
Yep.