Sunday, October 18, 2009

Bas Jan

Inventory of Dresses:
  1. Yellow woollen dress
  2. Short white and silver dress
  3. Green, yellow and pink floral print dress
  4. Ball dress
  5. Brown, green, navy and cream flannel dress
  6. Green, purple and white floral dress
  7. Grey woollen dress
  8. White dress with horizontal blue stripes and cork buttons
  9. Long yellow dress with navy detailing
  10. Cream woollen dress with buttons
  11. Pink linen dress
  12. Cream silk dress with brown and green pattern
  13. Very short green silk dress
  14. Yellow, tan and brown checkered dress
  15. Black sequined dress
  16. Red and navy checkered polyester dress
  17. Purple cotton dress
  18. Pink cotton dress
  19. Green and gold brocade dress
  20. Light blue dress
  21. Green and white striped 50s dress
  22. White shift dress with green, blue, yellow and red stripes
  23. Short blue dress with cork buttons
  24. Ridiculous cream dress with ridiculously large bow
  25. Green silk and acetate dress
  26. White cotton dress
  27. White dress with turquoise stripes
  28. Brown and tan shift dress
  29. Short green and white dress with brown flowers
  30. Long yellow dress
  31. Purple/Maroon dress
  32. Blue dress with silk bow
  33. Straight black dress
  34. Dark grey dress with cap sleeves
  35. Cream strapless dress with stupid top half
  36. Yellow and white floral dress
  37. Green cotton dress
  38. Black dress with white dots
  39. Purple cotton dress with diamond pattern
  40. Black strapless dress with green floral print
  41. Turquoise viscose dress
  42. Long black dress
  43. Black t-shirt material dress
  44. High necked black dress
  45. Navy dress with red sash
  46. Purple polyester dress
  47. Brown Ewok dress
  48. Brown, orange, red and sick shade of puce woollen dress
  49. Peach, brown, red and blue butterfly patterned dress
  50. Navy dress with white pinstripes
  51. Olive, red and cream paisley dress
  52. Orange, brown and cream polyester-spandex dress
  53. Black dress with really stupid Statue of Liberty collar dress
  54. Mint Formula One zip up dress
  55. Purple, green, cream and brown floral dress
  56. Cream dress with orange poppies
  57. Bronze, brown, white and black patterned dress
  58. Dark blue woollen dress
  59. Black and white houndstooth dress
  60. Brown button-up dress
=60

Collection of Tops
  1. Green I Recycle t-shirt
  2. Avocado t-shirt
  3. Red Hug-a-Cub t-shirt
  4. Blue t-shirt
  5. Grey Gumby t-shirt
  6. Grey Brady Bunch t-shirt
  7. Grey Nerds Do It Better t-shirt
  8. Black t-shirt
  9. White fruit t-shirt
  10. Red Gumby t-shirt
  11. Yellow High on Life t-shirt
  12. White Mickey Mouse Club t-shirt
  13. Black t-shirt
  14. Green and white striped t-shirt
  15. Green Delicious Strawberry Sweet Time Pop The One That Satisfies t-shirt
  16. Green Vogel's Pleasurably Healthy t-shirt
  17. Black Emo Julius Paul Frank t-shirt
  18. Pink Paul Frank t-shirt
  19. Lemon t-shirt
  20. Nice Pear t-shirt
  21. Franz Ferdinand t-shirt
  22. NZ Music Month t-shirt
  23. Black apple t-shirt
  24. You-Know-Who t-shirt
  25. Shakespeare monkey t-shirt
  26. Bertie Bott's Every Flavoured Beans t-shirt
  27. Pink and white t-shirt
  28. Grey apples t-shirt
  29. Pale yellow singlet
  30. Pale green singlet
  31. Navy anchor singlet
  32. Purple top with tie
  33. Navy sailor knit top
  34. Tan shirt
  35. Purple man shirt
  36. White man shirt
  37. Green long sleeved t-shirt
  38. Green turtleneck
  39. Brown turtleneck
  40. Yellow floral top
  41. White school-but-not-my-school shirt
  42. White shirt-that-prefects-wear-on-Fridays-sort-of-shirt
  43. Purple paisley top
  44. Yellow oversized singlet thing
  45. Birds singlet
  46. Purple singlet
  47. Green singlet
  48. Green strapless top
  49. Yellow and white checked strapless top
  50. Red and white striped top
  51. Turqouise top
  52. Pink merino top
  53. Dark grey merino top
  54. Green and brown shirt
  55. Ridiculous purple, orange, pink, yellow, green, blue, cream floral see-through top
  56. Grey exclamation marks top
  57. Black and white striped top
  58. Orange, cream and navy patterned top
  59. Blue top with strawberries
  60. Orange and red floral top
  61. Ridiculous orange top with pink and yellow stripes and turquoise and purple flowers
  62. Orange and purple patterned singlet
  63. White singlet with blue and pink print
  64. Dutch looking top
  65. Blue silk top
  66. Brown and green patterned shirt
  67. Purple singlet
  68. White singlet
  69. Black top with purple and pink print
  70. White top with turquoise dots
=70

Assortment of Trousers:
  1. 3/4 Jeans
  2. Black skinny jeans with buttons up leg
  3. Old black skinny jeans
  4. New black skinny jeans
  5. Regular coloured skinny jeans
  6. Green 3/4 jeans
  7. Purple 3/4 jeans
  8. Gold leggings
  9. Black trousers
  10. Pink shorts
  11. Yellow shorts
  12. Green shorts
  13. Black shorts
  14. Navy shorts
=14

Ensemble of Skirts:
  1. Blue skirt with white flowers outlined in black
  2. Grey and black houndstooth skirt
  3. Button up khaki skirt
  4. White skirt with pink, orange, yellow and black flowers and green leaves
  5. Black skirt with pink ribbon
  6. White skirt with green flower outlines
  7. Knee length tan skirt
  8. Cream skirt
  9. Tan skirt
  10. Green felt skirt
  11. Green cotton skirt
  12. Brown wraparouns skirt
  13. Awful brown skirt
  14. Blue gypsy skirt
  15. Grey skirt
  16. Black skirt
  17. Black and silver skirt
=17

Things That You Put Over Things:
  1. Purple coat
  2. Khaki coat
  3. Brown trenchcoat
  4. Black coat
  5. Cream jacket
  6. Denim jacket
  7. Grey blazer
  8. Black blazer with pink pinstripes
  9. Black and silver waistcoat
  10. People waistcoat
  11. Black cardigan
  12. Black cardigan with white edging
  13. Red cardigan
  14. Purple cardigan
  15. Blue cardigan
  16. Green cardigan
  17. Orange and white cardigan
  18. Yellow jacket
  19. Green jacket
  20. Navy jacket
  21. Awful pink jumper
  22. Awful green and yellow jumper
=22

1 comment:

  1. That's ridiculous. You're ridiculous. But good ridiculous. Not running off to buy ciggarettes to be able to sit in the smoking section kind of ridiculous. That is bad ridiculous. This is good.

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