"I'd like to live in your throat."
"Her body is like a cinnamon swirl."
"Just point me to the nearest restroom."
"I'm nothing but a tin man."
"I'm educated in sex."
Oh god.
JOFA says:
HEYYYYYYY
Why. Why do people persist.
These are the countries that I would like to visit:
Estonia, Moldova, Russia, Japan, France, Brazil, Argentina, South Korea, Denmark, Spain, Italy, Liechtenstein.
After that I'll revise.
I'm totally going to end up like Tallulah .
Except not portrayed by a child that turns out to be a secret lesbian.
And hopefully a bit more clever and attractive.
Haha, oh man I love the partying spirit.
I'd like to keep being all rahrahrahr in here for a long time even when I'm here and not here.
Still puzzling over this one
What: Titian's pants.
When: 27th of October, 2008.
Where: My backyard.
Who: Well I don't remember myself being there
How: ??
Why: ???
I'm very hungry because I've only had a cherry lollipop today and now it's quarter to six.
Before it was almost warm and then the mother came in, opened all the doors and turned the heater off. Then she shouted, "Put some more clothes on!" and left in a flurry of immigrants.
I'm watching the Tweenies on YouTube.
Arghh, I'm so, so hungry. Now it's twenty to seven.
Hot air ballooning is embarrassing. Why would you do anything where people can see you without trying.
I really want some new glasses.
And some ham. Proper ham, not that sandwich sort of thing.
You can't piss on hospitality.
Now it's twenty to eight. When the hell is this mother person coming home with this suppos'ed lunch meal?
Neh, that thing happened where as soon as you send a text that has the slight chance of being taken badly you stop getting replied to.
I think it would be quite nice to live in a tree.
Now I'm choking on nothing. As always.
Everything would be so different if nothing were awkward.
I wouldn't like that though, I don't think.
Ooh, ooh look at that new Listerine, it's purple. Which flavour does that make it?
The website doesn't say.
Much like me after ten million hours.
It looks like he was doing a flip and thought it would make a cool photograph.
ReplyDeleteI really wish I hadn't seen that picture twice.